PASTOR COZA CONFESSED

Pastor Biodun of Coza revealed his affair with Ese Walters in an un-edited  interview with Chris Ihidero.
 The interview is stated below.
'Good Morning Man of God, thank you for finnally speaking to us on this issue on air.'
'Welcome my brother, you are blessed my brother, it is you i am going to thank for being so open-minded in this nonissue. I read your column last week and i must confess Nigeria are lucky to have people like you who still use their brain cell. The Lord be praised.'
'Halleluyah. So where do we start from?'
'Let us start from the beginning. Praise the Lord.'
'Halleluyah. So, what was in your mind when you invited her to your terrace of your hotel suite.'
'That's not the beginning, it all started when i saw her in the congregation while preaching one Sunday; she was vibratory especially when taken over by the spirit during praise and worship. Praise the Lord. The spirit ministered to me that she would be useful in the Pastoral Care. That was why i invited her, and she was very useful.Praise the Lord'
'Halleluyah. By 'very useful' you are talking about your affair with her, right?'
'No we didn't have an affair, we had an understanding,. Praise the Lord.'
'Really, explain to me how that work, sir?
'She understood that i was a Man of God with weakness, i understood she was a believer with an equal weakness, she understood i was a married man, i understood she was a willing woman, she understood i could never make a promise of forever more; and i understood that she understood by associating with me i would introduce her to the level of grace she was previously unaware of.
Is it the kind of understanding you had with others that led to your suspension in Illorin and the 130 ladies you have slept with?'
Lie, Big lie, one hundred and thirty?!! Haba, how could one man have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace?, They just want to give my dog a bad name, just to hang it. 120 i may accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as if i have spare a mobile penis, that i charge with car charger. People should fear God when saying something ooo. Praise the Lord.
'Let go back to the story, what were your intention when you invited her to your terrace in your hotel suite?'
'Special Deliverance, I swear God sees my heart. I heard some uncomplimentary stuff  about her and have caught her looking at me somehow during Pastoral Care Unit meeting, so I knew I had to intercede for her to retain God's glory in her life. Praise the Lord. Even when i asked her to come to the terrace it was so that we could get cool breeze during the deliverance. All was well until she sat on my lap.
'What happened when she sat on your laps after you invited her to do so?  
'My weakness arose. And we kissed....My brother, do you read seedless grape?, that's what her tongue taste like, soft and succulent. What was i suppose to do? You people don't know how it is hard to Pastor Pentecostal Church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there preaching the word of God, what do you have before you? Gorgeous woman with sly smiles, with breast big and small, chiseled upon their chest like those old wood carvings; Lips like cherries, eyes speaking to your soul, telling you their desire. AH,until you have walked in my shoes you are not qualified to judge me. Praise the Lord.'
'Is it true you had sex with her everyday for seven days?' 
'Zachariah 10. It's a level of grace you can't understand.'
Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for He makes the storm clouds. And He will send showers of rain so every field becomes lush pasture.'
'You know your bible. Praise the Lord.'
'Halleluyah, and what style and position were employed?
'One does not talk about such things but suffice to say we were quite experimental, you know does things one doesn't ask from a wife. Praise the Lord.?'
'So am i free to assume that missionary wasn't top of the list?'
'God forbid. Praise the Lord. It was because of experimentation we had our first quarrel.
'Really. What happened?'
'She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie her leg to the door to the door knob and the other to the window.... I thought that was too much of a spread so i declined and she took offense. I t was during round 4 of day 7. Praise the Lord.'
'Is it also why you refused to explain yourself to your congregation?'
'They don't need any explanation. They know me.'
'We would have to end this interview on this note sir,Thank you again for your time, by the way, i don't know your middle name?'
'It's Roderick.
Culled from NetNg